Posted 11 hours ago

menthuthuyoupi:

yivialo:

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lmfao

IN CHURCH THO???

Posted 11 hours ago

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection)

Posted 11 hours ago
ashleighfva-echelon:

Something I told myself today. And she did. The Queen gave me strength. Thank you.

ashleighfva-echelon:

Something I told myself today. And she did. The Queen gave me strength. Thank you.

Posted 11 hours ago

officialfrenchtoast:

thank you for looking after my health soulja boy

(Source: 17yr)

Posted 11 hours ago

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop)

Posted 11 hours ago

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

Posted 11 hours ago

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat)

Posted 11 hours ago

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord)

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  2. me in the shower: accepting award
  3. me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  4. me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  5. me in the shower: life problems
  6. me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  7. me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.
Posted 11 hours ago

jartheracecar:

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

Because ball is life

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)