Posted 11 hours ago

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

(Source: deezyville)

Posted 11 hours ago

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

Posted 11 hours ago

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

Posted 11 hours ago

wingedflow:

gentlemanbones:

askornaut:

sleptwithurmom:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

IT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY DOOF’S DAUGHTER IS SIMILAR TO CANDICE

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

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Posted 12 hours ago

things straight ppl say in movies

  1. girl: what are you doing?
  2. boy: something i should have done a long time ago
Posted 13 hours ago

themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

Posted 1 day ago
chubbyyprincess:

universecity88:

when the music too fucking good 

Lmao he feelin it

chubbyyprincess:

universecity88:

when the music too fucking good

Lmao he feelin it

(Source: stimulatedshit)

Posted 1 day ago

deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS

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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Help me locate my younger brother.

genuinelyawful:

His name is Rayshawn. He ran away to NYC and is believed to be somewhere in Manhattan (i know, it’s huge). We haven’t seen him in over 2 weeks and have no way of contacting him. I’m very worried about his well being.  He skateboards so he might be riding around on one. Idk. I just really need to talk to him or at least know that he’s okay. 

I don’t really have any good pics but here are twoimage

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I’d appreciate it if you reblogged this and spread the word. 

Posted 1 day ago

unoppressedactivities:

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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